I'm just being honest

9:56AM - Well then....

It's really humid here. I have this not-so-faint aroma of bar stench wafting from me with my every move. So here is my to do list for the day:

1. Get home! (at a friend's house)
2. Shower (I stink!)
3. Go for a walk (have a fat ass)*remember sunscreen this time!
4. Eat something (maybe)
5. Go to Chicago (Dixie Witch show)
6. Sleep (!!!!!)

The only items on my list that will definitely happen are #'s 1 and 6. We'll see about the rest.

Current mood: discontent

Current music: The voices in my head

11:36AM - Boo!

I am officially back on line. Woo Hoo! Many crazy things have occured since last blog. I realize it is no excuse for abandoning my LJ friends, though. For that, I am sorry.

Current mood: contemplative

1:11PM - Hi!

So, let's see. Not too much has changed with my situation. I have officially taken hiatus from school to work full time. Must. Have. Internet. I really hate coming to the library to check my email.

But what I really want to know is how all of my friends are doing. How are you?

11:45AM - I'm back (sort of)

I have been without internet for a while now. Can't afford it at the moment. Now that school has started, I can utilize there pc's, which is good. Also, I would like to send out a huge apology to those I still owe christmas gifts to. I haven't had the money to mail anything out. Things have benn pretty much sucking around here. I am seriously poor now. I'm just tryin to get myself out of this goddamn hole i'm in, so sorry if I'm not on here much. Kids are doin well. I'm not so much, but things are starting to get a little better. Not to fret.

2:14AM - Grrrrrrrrr!

Why do men have to be so stupid?

( HUGE rant right here )

Current mood: crushed

6:14PM - i thought so...

Which 1990's Subculture Do You Belong To?

[Another Quiz by Kris
@ couplandesque.net]

11:20PM - I forgot....

...new tattoo!

8:59PM - hehehehehe

Current mood: horny

7:38AM - LOOK!

A friend posted this in a bulletin on Myspace this morning:

( Bush arrest in Canada )

9:55PM - This is a super neato idea!

♥Step One: Make a post (Public, Friendslocked, Filtered... Whatever you're comfortable with!) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes; the wishes can be anything at all, from simple & fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me",) to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD"), to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV."). The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want. If you wish for real life things (Not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (Or one of his elves) could get in touch with you. Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post (It'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

♥Step Two: Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part: If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free, do it...

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not; it's your call! There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just... Wish & it might come true. Give & you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special...

Here are my wishes!
1. cute knee high socks
2. scarf
3. Jessica Simpsons "Dessert" body shimmer in "creamy"
4. "you say tomato, I say fuck you" tee. Large. Urban Outfitters
5. cozy sweater, new or used, XL
6. Full size, hard cover copy of "Miss Spider's Tea Party". It is my favorite childrens book.
7. smaller butt (hehe)
8. art work for my bare walls
9. braclets or necklaces
10. pedicure from Bella Lei(www.bellalei.com)

Address:
Brandi Seltrecht
140 Freeman Drive Apt. 6
Port Washington, WI 53074

Email:
bralvech (at) sbcglobal (dot) net

Be sure to repost with your own wishes....I'll be looking for them!

9:17PM - holidays schmolidays

I loath christmas. A lot. I think it started on Christmas eve when I was about 6 years old. Being the mischevious child that I was, I stayed awake after my mom and dad put me to bed, waiting for my chance to sneak downstairs to catch a peak at Santa Clause. I remember hearing a lot of ruckus, so I figured he had arrived. He hadn't. It was my parents screaming at each other. Mom was throwing various wrapped gifts at my father while he did his best to talk her down with the whole "Shut the hell up! You'll wake the kids!" Apparently dad had discovered love letters written to my mom. By one of his friends. My dad chose that particular moment to question her about them. They separated a few months later after dad found her in bed with his so called "friend".

I think that maybe it's time to change my christmas disposition this year. It has taken a long time, but I'm finally excited! I want a big tree! A REAL one! I want to decorate my apartment with blinky lights and window clings! I want garland and tinsel everywhere! I want to bake cookies!!!!

BTW, James Spader's portrayal of Alan Shore on "Boston Public" (formerly "The Practice") is pure genious.

Current mood: exhausted

Current music: boston public on tv

7:57AM - I'm ready!

I took Veda to the Spongebob movie last night. It ruled! All I'm going to say about it is Patrick wears fishnets and "fuck me" boots. Ooooo...and DAVID HASSELHOF has a cameo!!!!! For being only 2, Veda sat very well throughout the entire flic. On my lap, of course. I tried to put her in a seat, but it kept folding up on her. She was quite pissed. I laughed.

We had to take Alyssa to the doctor yesterday. She has been running high fevers, her joints hurt, she has headaches. There is no ear infection, no strep, no nothing that the doc can tell. But every one of her Lymphnodes (including her spleen) are swollen. They tested for Mono. Negative. They dismissed it as a general viral infection. But the doctor is very concerned. I have to keep a log of her daily temps (twice a day)for the next four days and her overall health then call back on Friday. She is obviously looking for SOMETHING, but we have no idea what. She didn't say. I have an idea, but I don't even want to think about that right now, because it is a worst case scenario.

I'm getting a tattoo in four hours.

Current mood: drained

8:29PM - WHEEEEEEE!

I just ordered my tickets....Hotlanta, here I come!

Current mood: excited

8:55PM - Go-Go-rific!!!!!

This is my new wellness inspiration...Go-Go Robics! Lose weight AND be the envy of everyone on the dance floor! Eh, it's worth a try.

Current mood: crazy

Current music: WWE...why the hell as this on?

5:10PM - Ouch!

I hurt sooooo bad right now.

( holy pain, batman! )

Current mood: satisfied

5:07PM - Oral examination

I just recieved this message from someone (a woman) on my space:


Nov 5, 2004 02:45 PM
Subject: Modeling Job Offer
Body: Hello my name is *****, I'm an adult modeling agent for a large company in California. The job offer I am about to make to you is strictly for girls 18 and older who wish to make large amounts of money

We are seeking oral/blowjob/felatio AT HOME performers who have a particular talent for giving either real or simulated head. You can use a partner, boyfriend, husband, friend, or even a household object. Nudity is NOT REQUIRED.

Why work for someone else when you can show off your oral skills and 10 times what you make now from home? Our top girls are making well over $10,000 dollars / month. Yes that's over $120,000 dollars per year.

DO NOT apply for this job unless you meet ALL of these criteria
1) Are 18 or older
2) Have access to a webcam or digital camera
3) Have a desire to make tons of money
4) Have good oral skills, if you literally suck at sucking, don't apply
5) Your height, weight, looks etc have no relevance, everyone is welcome to apply regardless of their size and looks

Contact me on msn or yahoo messenger for more details or to setup an online audition appointment. My msn messenger email is: ****


It's nice to know that they are equal opportunity employers....

Current mood: amused

2:06PM - Wishful thinking...

So, I'm going to Atlanta in December. To meet someone. But is it worth it? We talk everyday. I like him (so far). But what happens if I get there and we decide we don't like each other? Worse yet, what if we end up REALLY liking each other? The whole long distance thing. It's just bad.

On the other hand, if I don't go I could miss out on something great. Or someone great.

I have been staring at my proposed flight itinerary for a few days now, excited yet too scared to "check out". Shit.

Current mood: lonely

5:53PM - I feel cooler and less like I suck so bad.

I voted today. For the first time. Ever. And to tell you the truth, I feel pretty darn good about myself for doing so.

As for my weekend, it wasn't the greatest.

( Halloween 2004....blech! )

9:33PM - Aw yeah!

I made Dean's list!

Current mood: hopeful

10:23PM - i'm here...

Okay, annablume. I'm still alive. In fact, I'm talking to you right now...hehe.

For the rest of you, I have been out of commision for a bit. Turns out I tore some cartilage in my chest, and have been in serious pain. How did I manage to to this, you ask? By coughing. I ended up in the ER Monday night. They gave me morphine. It was good.

I am pierced again. Now I have both my tragus's done. They are super cute.

Current mood: ditzy